If I desecrated a hot dog
By putting on ketchup
I might only precipitate
An unpleasant retch-up.
“The menu includes what Ramsay is calling the Straight Up Dawg (has the man never heard of Superdawg inventor Maury Berman?) and is dressing his foot-long hot dog with pickles, onions, mustard … and … ketchup! There is another hot dog offering, but so what?”
Mark Andel, “Hot Dog Diaries”
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