The United States is in an uproar over the murder of George Floyd. Protests have been occurring in most major cities the last two nights. Everyone has something to say or in the case of Donald Trump, something to Tweet:
“These THUGS are dishonoring the memory of George Floyd, and I won’t let that happen. Just spoke to Governor Tim Walz and told him the Military is with him all the way. Any difficulty and we will assume control but, when the looting starts, the shooting starts. Thank you!”
Oy….again! Way to calm to nation…again!
Chicago Mayor has been giving press updates daily during the coronavirus pandemic. Sometimes the topic drifts from health issues to other issues of the day. Friday was one of those days. When asked about Trump’s tweet about Minneapolis, she responded:
“I will code what I really want to say to Donald Trump, It begins with F and ends with U.”
The interwebs went into immediate shock. People couldn’t believe what they heard or read. Multiple people were saying that the Mayor dropped an F-bomb on the President of the United States. She didn’t. She only used two letters of the alphabet. This is what an F-bomb to the president looks like:
Donald Trump…FUCK YOU!!!!
See the difference?
And even if you consider what she said an F-bomb, so what. It’s not a big deal. Most of us do it multiple times a day. Admit it, you know you use some form of the word when talking about Don every single day. My favorite is when I see him doing or saying something disgusting or hurtful is “Don, go fuck yourself!” Another personal favorite is usually when I see him get on Air Force 1 and waving to whoever is on the tarmac is “I can’t believe this fucking guy is president!” Even though I’m usually alone while saying these things, I feel better after F-bombing him.
When I read about Lori saying this, I wondered how many times I used these words towards Trump. On Friday, I counted six. Pretty sure that’s a low count since I didn’t start until late in the afternoon.
So Lori, if you ever start to feel bad about your response to Trump, stop. We’re with you all the way! One hundred percent behind you! I only ask one thing of you….next time say the words! It’ll make you feel better!’
Related Post: Lori Lightfoot is Chicago’s new Mayor. Please don’t fool us again!
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Donald Trump, F-bomb, Lori Lightfoot